Abode Haven
- Revenuemore than doubled
- Starting conversion rate0.3%
⚡ The Ad Profit Teardown · for Shopify brands
You don't have a Meta problem. You have a profit problem you can't see.
In a 47-minute live teardown, the founders of Seven Yards open your Meta account and your Shopify, work out what your ads actually make you after spend, and hand you a kill and scale list you can act on the same day.
Book my teardown for $7
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Run by the founders, not a juniorAd profit moves in 7 days or your $7 backNo lock-in, no pitch deck
$7not $975
Teardown · exampleLast 30 days
Meta reported ROAS2.7x
Shopify-matched ROAS2.17x
Your breakeven ROAS2.37x
Ad sets below breakeven7 of 17
Spend on losing ad sets$7,470
Ad profit after spend + COGS−$1,740
Looks fine. Isn't.Illustrative example of what a teardown surfaces. Your numbers are calculated live on the call.
Founders we've worked with
Sound familiar
Meta says one number. Shopify says another. Which one is paying your bills?
Purchases reported147ROAS 2.7x · "Looking strong"
Orders from paid social97Same 30 days · after returns
Illustrative. Meta changed how it counts sales in January, so reported results moved even where real sales didn't.
"ROAS looks healthy. The bank account doesn't."
Nobody running your ads knows your margins, so nobody knows your breakeven. A good-looking ROAS can still lose money on every order.
"Our ads die every few weeks."
Creative now wears out in weeks, not months, and Meta treats lookalike ads as one ad. Ten variations of the same shot get one chance.
"I've turned the ads off and on again. Twice."
The on/off cycle feels like strategy. It's a symptom of not knowing which ads make money and which ones only look like they do.
Most agencies scale your revenue and send you a report. We start with the only number that matters to a founder: what your ads make you after they're paid for.
⚡ What you get today
A full teardown of your ad profit, for the price of a coffee.
Why $7 and not free? Because a free call gets booked and forgotten. A small commitment means you show up with your numbers, and we show up fully prepped on your account.
Your kill / scale list · exampleProfit after spend
ASC · Broad · Bestsellers+$4,170SCALE
Retarget · 17% off · Past buyers−$1,270KILL
Prospecting · UGC hook test+$370FIX
Interest stack · 7 audiences−$970KILL
Catalog · New arrivals+$1,770SCALE
Illustrative. Yours is built from your own account on the call.
Pre-call breakeven and ad profit calculation
$197We work out your real breakeven ROAS from your margins, then what each campaign makes after spend.
47-minute live teardown with the founders
$297Screen share inside your Meta account and Shopify. We show you where the money is going, live.
Your kill and scale list
$147Every campaign and ad set marked kill, fix or scale, so you can act the same day without us.
The 7 Findings report
$97A written summary of the seven biggest profit leaks we found, with the data behind each one.
Post-BFCM winback flow
$237A ready-to-load Klaviyo flow to turn your BFCM first-time buyers into second orders. Booked today only.
Total value$975
Total todayOne payment. No subscription, nothing to cancel.$7
Book my teardown for $7📈 We've closed this gap before
Real brands. Real numbers.
Every one of them started where you are: traffic coming in, not enough of it turning into profit.
Vibes Pearled Candle
- Paid adsloss → profitable
- Conversion rate0.51% → nearly 2x
Rock Melan
- Conversion lift+104%
- Best monthrecord high
Anaqa
- Orders+250%
- Conversion lift+48%
Shaz Toys
- ROAS8x
- Conversion lift+66%
Sneaker Reseller
- Crossed$3M+ total revenue
- Orders+128%
Results are from individual Seven Yards clients over the periods shown. Bars are drawn to each brand's own before and after. Results are not typical or guaranteed and depend on your product, margins, offer and budget. Full case studies at sevenyards.com.au.
💬 What founders say
In their words.
Before working with Seven Yards, scaling felt messy and unpredictable. They gave us clarity, structure, and a system we could trust.
Seven Yards helped us turn traffic into actual revenue. Instead of guessing what to try next, we finally had a clear structure.
Seven Yards Media didn't feel like an agency. They acted as a true extension of our team. Their ownership and strategic clarity allowed us to step back while the business scaled.
The Seven Yards team helped us focus on what truly mattered. As full-time doctors, time is our biggest constraint, and they understood that immediately.
If you want us to run it
The Profit-First Growth System
Some brands take the list and run with it. Others ask us to do it with them. If we work together, this is the order we work in, and it's why we get paid on profit, not activity.
Measure the truth
Shopify-matched tracking and your breakeven, agreed before we spend a dollar.
Stop the bleed
Kill what loses money, consolidate the clutter, fix pages that leak first-time buyers.
Feed the engine
Genuinely different creative every week, so Meta has new angles to find buyers.
Keep the customer
Klaviyo flows that turn first orders into repeat orders.
Scale what's profitable
Budget only goes up when the profit number does. We earn more only when you do.
Is this for you
Built for brands that have outgrown business as usual.
This is for you if
- You run a Shopify brand doing $30k+ a month
- You're already spending on Meta, and you're not sure it's making you money
- You've been burned by an agency, or you're the one running the ads at midnight
- You care about profit, not just a bigger revenue screenshot
This isn't for you if
- You haven't launched yet or aren't running paid ads
- You're testing products week to week
- You don't know your product costs and don't want to find out
- You want someone to promise you a ROAS number on a call
🛡️ Zero risk on your side
Two guarantees. Both in your favour.
7days
The profit guarantee
Act on your kill list. If your ad profit hasn't improved within 7 days, email us and we refund your $7. No forms, no questions.
On thespot
The prepped guarantee
If we turn up to your teardown without your numbers already worked out, we refund you before the call ends.
SahibCo-founder
LakshitaCo-founder
👋 Who you'll talk to
You talk to us. Not a junior with a stack of other accounts.
We're Sahib and Lakshita, the co-founders of Seven Yards. We run every teardown ourselves, because we're founders too and we know what it's like to hand your ad account to someone you've never met. We don't slot in as a vendor. We embed like your Head of Growth, without the headcount.
Move fast, think deepOperate like ownersSimplify the complexEarn it, every time
⚡ Start here
Find out what your ads really make you.
Book your 47-minute Ad Profit Teardown with the founders. You'll pick your time straight after checkout.
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$7, one paymentRefund if ad profit doesn't move in 7 daysFree winback flow if you book today